Terms of Service

What I build

I build a phone agent for a water and fire damage restoration business and hang it on whatever line you already give out. It asks whether the caller has water or fire, takes the loss, the address, a callback number and a name, reads them back, and rings your cell live when the emergency is real. One build, charged one time. No plan to join, nothing to renew.

Ninety days, every dollar

Ninety days from go-live, and every dollar you paid comes back if you want out. No conditions attached, no portion withheld, no fee for the trouble. I lift the agent off and your line rings exactly as it did the night before I touched it.

Those same ninety days carry the work as well: re-wording what it says, re-tuning how it runs a call, repairing whatever is wrong — nothing extra to pay for any of it. You raise it with me, person to person. No queue to stand in.

When the money moves

Nothing is owed while I am building. The one-time figure falls due the day the agent starts answering on your own published number, once you have signed off on the wording. Nothing recurs afterwards, and no term has to be served out.

What ends up yours

Once it answers for you, three things are yours outright — the agent, my tuning of it, plus the footing it holds on your published line. Your number is never ported, never rewritten, never handed anywhere else — the agent sits ahead of it. Turn the agent off and the line reverts to how it stood the day before, immediately.

Carrier and model time

Answering calls burns telephony minutes and model time. Those charges land on accounts opened in your name and are passed through untouched: I add nothing to them and I take no share of them.

The number on this page

The number printed here rings a live demonstration. Dialling it costs whatever your carrier normally charges you, and nothing on top of that. Nobody sells you anything during it, and nobody rings you afterwards.

You are talking to an AI. It starts working instead of announcing itself, and it confirms what it is the moment you ask it straight.

Where software stops

This is software answering a telephone. The refund above is my side of the risk, but no line — staffed or automatic — takes every call cleanly. So far as the law allows, whatever I owe under this page is capped at what you paid me.

Who stands behind it

TarpCall is a service of Kapitol Systems LLC. Take anything on this page up with me here: robin@tarpcall.com. The form on the front page also reaches me, and so does the demo number.